Big Disappointment at Beyond Darklands – Where the fuck did all the gloryholes go?
- 5 hours ago
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Hey guys, I just have to vent. I'm still totally frustrated and suffering from serious sperm deficiency after what was supposed to be THE highlight of the European fetish calendar: Beyond Darklands 2026 in Antwerp. I did months of research, even bought a paid explainer video online where the word “gloryhole” kept popping up everywhere. I was so hyped imagining hours of deep-throating anonymous hot cocks, making them cum with my tongue, swallowing load after load. So many cocks. Real cum-kissing action included.
I even found a super hot twink slave to team up with – perfect plan: hit the gloryholes together, share the loads, cheer each other on. Ultimate cum-kiss fantasy. But… it went completely sideways.
The reality on site – huge hall, but barely any action
The venue is massive, no doubt. Impressive hall, dark and heavy atmosphere. But when we got there (and I mean we did three full rounds through the darkrooms), it felt more like a fashion show than actual sex. Tons of guys in leather, rubber, full gear – looking amazing, but most were just walking around, posing, watching. Sexual activity? Very little. A kiss here, a bit of sucking there, but the main thing was fucking and fisting everywhere.
And here comes the shocker: There was NOT A SINGLE gloryhole for sucking! Only fuck-holes. Walls with holes for taking dick up the ass – but nothing where you can just kneel down and take a cock deep in your throat anonymously. No wall with multiple holes side by side, no blowjob station. Nothing. Zero. Zilch.
I couldn’t believe it. We traveled specifically for that oral gloryhole vibe – the word “gloryhole” is all over the promo and old videos. But this year? Gone. It felt more like “Fuck & Fistlands” than Darklands. Fucking, rimming, fisting, sling carousels, watersports zones… all of that was there. But for oral lovers like us? Total flop.
My travel gloryhole as the Hotel Room – but way too little
Luckily, I brought my portable travel gloryhole (you know the one from my posts). We set it up and actually got 3 hot cocks to cum down our throats. That was the only real highlight. But honestly: for the whole trip (from Pratteln, CH to Antwerp!), tickets, hotel, all the money and months of buildup? Not worth it at all. 3 cocks in an entire night? I get more in some local saunas in one hour.
Questions to the community – Are gloryholes no longer standard?
Be real with me, guys: Aren’t gloryholes basic equipment in a proper darkroom? Especially at an event like Beyond Darklands that calls itself the “World’s Largest Darkroom”? In past years there were supposedly walls full of gloryholes, hole service areas, etc. Why nothing this year? Different layout? Wrong timing? Or did the organizers shift focus 100% to fisting & fucking?
I messaged the organizers everywhere – email, socials, official Telegram group (which is barely moderated, weird…). So far: radio silence. Zero reply. The Telegram feels like a ghost town.
More disappointments around the event
X Awards: Applied – no acceptance, no rejection, no feedback at all.
Just For Fans Creator Social Meetup: Was announced, but on site? Not a single person. Asked staff – “Don’t know, probably no one showed up.” Great organization…
And the X Awards winners? A lot looked like they were pushed mainly through sponsorships. Smells a bit like insider deals to me.
Some parts of Beyond Darklands are really pro: the venue, the gear market, the overall vibes. But in my case? Complete letdown. I came home with empty balls and tons of frustration. Could’ve spent the weekend way hornier in a regular sauna or at a local gloryhole event.
Your opinion matters!
Drop your thoughts in the comments:
Were you at Beyond Darklands 2026? Did you find any gloryholes for sucking?
Are gloryholes essential for you in a darkroom, or is fucking/fisting enough?
Had similar disappointments at big events?
What do you think about the organization / communication?
I’m really curious about your experiences and still hoping for a reply from the Beyond Darklands team. Until then: stay horny, stay safe, and find spots with real oral action.
Your frustrated but still cock-hungry boy @gloryholegays 🇺🇸🎥🍆💦
